February 2012
“I miss you doesn’t always mean I want you back, sometimes it only means you...”
– Unknown (via prima-volta)
underplay:
going through your old photos and wondering why you used to look like a potato
plot twist: going through your recent photos and wondering why you still look like a potato
Reason #1 I love working from home
I get to do math while in the bath ^.^
This will never end?
Mom: how about s'more?
Me: no that's just stupid.
Mom: s'more stupid than what?
To name a dog part 2
Me: why don't we just name her after another animal? Like beav.... Never mind
Mom: oh yeah she's bread by two gay guys why don't we call her Don't want no beaver and for short we'll call her muff
Dad: wait... They breed dogs..and horses? ...... But they don't have any cats?
Mom: are you saying we should name her pussy?
To name a dog
Mom: So I was looking up small dog names earlier. There was trinket, mocha , muffin, fifi...
Me: Peepee??? Who the fuck calls their dog Peepee??
Mom: Fifi!! Although she's dark brown. You'd have to call her Poopoo
I KNOW! Her registered name can be dark brown Poopoo and then you can actually call her little shit
